New T-Shirt Adages for the New Millennium
Thursday, October 21st, 2004Wow, that title was pretty lame. New Millennium, New Schmillennium. Anyhow, credit to my favorite muse, Jena Cardwell for inspiring these acid aphorisms:
DON’T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE NOT HUNG LIKE ONE
PAYBACK’S A BITCH, BITCH!
Posted by Shana Ting Lipton