Is it just a coincidence that just over 24 hours ago Tom Cruise was ousted from Paramount, AND within hours of that news it was reported that former-planet Pluto has been ousted from the solar system (or “The Planet Formerly Known as Pluto,” TPFKAP)? I think not. Clearly, science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard is behind both demotions.

Oh, and it’s no wonder Pluto was kicked out of the solar system. Sumner Redstone, head honcho of Paramount apparently added, after making his statement on Cruise: “And fuck Pluto too.”

Posted by Shana Ting Lipton